lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now
Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address
Slay
“You’re beautiful.”
The princess stares, open-mouthed, in his periphery. But the knight isn’t looking at her.
Opaline scales. Translucent wings. Eyes like molten silver.
“I had no idea.” He falls to his knees before the startled dragon. “There are so many princesses. But you – you’re one of a kind.”
